7 REASONS EVERY MAN SHOULD DATE A LATINA AT LEAST ONCE IN HIS LIFE
This article was originally published on Return Of Kings:
In the opinion of your humble correspondent, Latinas are far and away the superior breed of woman within the context of any sexual relationship, and it’s not even close. From wives to fuck buddies and everything in between, these chicas blow away (literally and figuratively) all other females in just about every way imaginable.
Though I haven’t traveled abroad as much as some of my fellow writers I have still been able to have relationships of varying degrees with many different nationalities of women. I have found that the feminine qualities of Latinas seem to hold up the longest in the American cesspool and this, among other reasons, makes them the undisputed queens of arm candy.
Whatever the reason may be for their longer feminine shelf life, I strongly recommend that every man game, date, or fuck a Latina at least once in their lives because they will change your preference and taste in women. Here’s why:
7. They consistently embrace their femininity
They ooze femininity now but it’s a different story on Tuesday
Girls of all races embrace their femininity when shaking their asses at the club. They know that men like feminine women regardless of their public advocacy of the “strong and independent woman.”
Latinas, on the other hand, tend to carry their ladylike auras everywhere because it is who they are. They love being sexy and take tremendous pride in their femininity.
High heels and long beautiful hair are mainstays for these girls because it is embraced by their culture. Even when popping over to the store around the corner they make sure they’re looking good. They enjoy being feminine women and it shows.
“Well what about their loud bitchy temperaments? That’s not very feminine at all!”
You’re absolutely right, it’s not. However, the intoxicating girlishness that exudes from their appearances comes at a price. That price is raw masculinity which leads to the fact that…
6. They completely submit to boldness and dominance
Girls like this only submit to dominant men
Chicas are a fucking handful—trust me. If you’re not equipped to handle their spirit, passion, or their hair-trigger jealously (which escalates quickly and loudly regardless of game, frame, or venue), they will chew you up and spit you out.
Latin women can be very intimidating. Their fiery personalities are another part of their culture they embrace. Incidentally, this acts as a highly effective beta repellent. Step to a mami with weak game and she will blow you out like a bad tire. I speak from personal experience.
Tight game, rock solid frame, and demonstrating high value gets you in the door. But when you establish true dominance she’ll go from Tiger to kitten right before your very eyes. Her expression and voice will soften, she’ll relax, and will completely and wholly surrender herself to you. It is a beautiful thing when this happens.
Now this is far from easy. Latinas are some of the wildest fillies out there and it is very, very difficult to break them. They want to make sure they’re dealing a man and will often vocalize this in no uncertain terms. They test your mettle with intensity from the jump…count on it.
A personal anecdote
A couple years back when visiting my brother in Atlanta we decided to hit a Latin club one night. We were chatting up a couple mamacitas at the bar and having a great time. I was making what I thought was pretty good progress with one of them when without warning she ordered a drink and told the bartender to put it on my tab.
I quickly told the bartender I wasn’t paying for it and to charge her for it. The girl looked at me incredulously and said “You don’t buy drinks for ladies? Your mother didn’t raise you correctly did she?” Her heavy Mexican accent didn’t hide the bitchiness and disbelief in her voice.
I responded, “No, but my father did,” and turned to face to bar, away from her. She turned her back to me and started talking in rapid Spanish to her girlfriends. The little Spanish I did know at the time allowed me to pick up “Can you believe him?” and something else about another club in town.
Solid club if you’re ever in the ATL
A few seconds later I feel her hair whip across my face. I ignored it so she did it again. I smirked at her and recited one of the few Spanish phrases I’d rehearsed ad nauseam: “Cuidadosa. Soy un extractor de pelo.” (“Careful. I’m a hair puller.”) to which she responded in English “Is that right?” This time there was intrigue and mischief in her voice and it was was on from there.
Long story short, she went out of her way to be kind to me the rest of the night. She even bought me a drink and joked “my father raised me correctly too.” She was very touchy-feely, which allowed me to escalate very quickly. Needless to say it was a great night.
When you establish yourself as a dominant male who is unafraid of their feisty temperaments, the rewards are well worth it. The bottom line is that a tamed mujer will treat you like a king. And one of the benefits that comes with that royal treatment is that…
5. They will cook for you
Cooking crosses all generations of Latinas
This is another cultural element that Hispanic women take pride in. The ability to cook for their men is something they outwardly brag about to their amigas and familia. The old adage “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” is drilled into their skulls from a very young age.
This characteristic crosses all generations. I’ve dated Latinas of all ages and just about all of them had above average culinary faculty. Hell, even the slut buckets I messed with could throw down in the kitchen. Pleasing their men with food they prepare is something they all have in common and neither age or notch count seems to make much of a difference.
I would, however, say that one drawback to this is that most of their cooking skills are usually limited to their native country. I dated a Dominican girl when I lived in down SoCal and the girl could burn, but I’ll admit that after a while I got a little tired of tostones, black beans, and rice as a side to every single meal. However, it was still a welcome alternative to the TV dinners white girls slaved over the microwave to prepare.
4. The way they dance and move
Salsa is an easy way to get close to Latinas
Ever watch a Latin girl dance? Ever seen anything hotter? Me neither. Watching these hot blooded honeys move with the passion and spirit they do on the dance floor will take your breath away.
Their seductive, provocative movements and the utter disregard for their or their partner’s sweat is something akin to soft core porn as far as I’m concerned. Then add the facial expressions they make as they get lost in the music—hypnotic, my friends.
This quality also sticks around outside of the discoteca. The feminine movements they exhibit on those weekend nights influence their movements during the day. I’ve rarely seen a Latina who didn’t move like a woman. Their natural femininity and sexual aura displayed even in their most subtle movements is enough to drive any man crazy.
Watching Latin girls dance has motivated me to start taking salsa classes myself to step up my game. Though things are coming along slowly (very slowly), it will be well worth it when I can join their sexy asses on the dance floor and swap sweat with ’em in close quarters all night long.
3. They are very passionate in bed
Most men can attest to the terrible attempts Ameri-cunts make to mimic porn stars. All the over the top yelling and screaming and rehearsed lines from bad porn is both hilarious and pathetic.
Having sex with a Latin girl, however, will change your life. The passion they exhibit is real, raw, and authentic. They live to please you between the sheets and have an insatiable desire to be dominated.
The moans that emit from them are as genuine as it gets so long as you are passionate and dominant. Similar to approaching them, this takes a little practice. Learning to balance the delicate blend of the rough but romantic sex they crave is important. Once you master this she will pursue you for some Latin style lovin’.
Making love to a Latina is like nothing else you will experience with any other woman. Especially when they call you “papi.” This alone is enough to take one for a test drive.
2. Latin girls are fiercely loyal
Maybe not this loyal but damn close
So long as you’re maintaining frame and dominance in an LTR, any girl will stand by your side. Latinas, on the other hand, take it to a whole other level. They’re not just loyal to you—they will ride or die for you.
If you’re in jail they’ll drop what they’re doing, contact your bail bondsman, and accompany him to the jail where she will sign her name to get you out. If you’re in a verbal or physical confrontation, she’s got your back and will (loudly) convey this to your assailant(s). She will also dutifully assist you, often unsolicited, with whatever it is you’re doing—legal or otherwise.
These girls understand that you are the leader and that they are your first mate and will jump into that role without reservation or hesitation. In my experience, the allegiance of a Latina is unparalleled.
Yes, I’ve had other girls assume that role here and there but it’s rare on account of their outright selfishness (thanks feminists!). But Latin girls take to it with a fervor and enthusiasm the others don’t match, and they do it at a much higher clip. I’ve been in all kinds of situations with many different kinds of women including the examples above, and the mamis consistently out perform their female competition.
As great as this is, it can be a bit of a nuisance at times. When you leave them out of something you’re doing they often take it personally and start to question your trust in them as your woman. It can also be embarrassing when some drunk knucklehead says “Your girl looks like she’d put up a better fight than you would.”
But at the end of the day it’s nice to know you have a woman who will ride for you no matter what the circumstances and that more than makes up for the few times their loyalty can cause minor inconveniences.
1. They will quickly tighten your game
Puerto Rican girls have THE lowest beta tolerance
Put simply, Latin girls will make a man out of you.
I mentioned earlier that it can be very difficult to bend these chicas to your will. But after some experience with them you’ll find that your game improves and at a much faster pace than with other girls.
The reason for this is that their fire cracker personalities combined with their low tolerance for beta bullshit forces men to adapt if they want to be successful with them. After a few months (or years) of regularly gaming them you’ll find that your player power level has raised quite substantially.
Now this isn’t evident at first. Especially when your nookie nourishment is exclusively Latinas for any extended period of time. But when you jump off the beaten path and approach other nationalities of women you’ll find it much easier to slither into their panties. Why else do you think Latinos bed white girls so easily?
If you put in the work necessary and baptize yourself by fire by approaching, failing, and interacting with them on the regular, you will quickly discover that the benefits are well worth the effort. And even if you decide they’re not your cup of tea, your dick will be appreciative of your new and improved game.